Patrick Bateman would be Trump's Secretary of…

Alexandra Bosworth

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I read American Psycho

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The Sci-fi Strategist

May 6

Folks would go wild for his video review of the latest Sabrina Carpenter album

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This is so spot on lol! Trump would also love Patrick's good looks and his constant need to preen for the cameras. Patrick would look beautiful on Fox News and in Trump world that's all that matters.

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Oh my god you’re so right :(

Thankfully American psycho is fiction

POTUS47 on the other hand …

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Patrick Bateman would be Trump's Secretary of…